Bloody Freezer!!!, Matie
How goes it out there? Hot and humid I presume. Well, I am here to report that things are not quite the same here in coldville. After record 40 degree – 50 degree weather over the last week, week and a half, the Chicago gods have pulled the plug. Oh and yes motherlanders that is in fahrenheit just in case you thought perhaps I was talking about a heatwave.
First, there was some snow last week friday. Now, I know some of you smart and curious folk have already accessed your internet and seen that it is still about 40 degrees and you’re thinking I am an alarmist. Stop your noise and look at the seven-day forecast. Out here we can’t afford to live in the moment. We look ahead to the drudgery. I know you’re saying to yourselves, well why bother looking if you know misery is just around the corner. I say to you, don’t be ignorant.
Don’t you know we have to know how many layers we are going to wear?!!! And whether to put on the sneakers or those ugly , expensive but very essential boots? And many more things but why bore you? You’re probably in a rush to go sailing or surfing or sunbathing or some such French activity.
All I can say is do you. Until the next time, au revoir.